Fairy tales should be abolished

Why?

Happily ever after does not exist. Kids, do not believe that.
We live in a world where there is a bombing every other day at some part.
We live in a world where materialism has overtaken love.
So, the princess does NOT marry a pauper,
The prince does NOT bother saving a damsel in distress as that requires money and time and theres competition for that.

I might be cynical here. But practicality has overtaken fantasies.
So, lets all get a reality check and just continue running in this rat race for fame,fortune,power and get married to a fellow rat racer and have JUST ONE KID or NONE.

Booya!

Sales are bad, especially when you're broke and despite that you still spend.
The sexy pair of heels, that awesome pair of pants, a really nice bag..

Now, this is not easy ok.Conflict management experts will definitely agree that this is a conflict of interest between several parties, the heart,the mind,the hand.
The heart wants it, the mind tries to deny it with pragmatisim,practicality, etc (for eg. weight! ) Now, the hand is a real bitch i tell ya. It plays both sides (no fair!!) but ultimately chooses the winning side.

So, who do you listen to then?? Well, if you have some extra bucks burning a hole in your pocket, go ahead spend it.Or, maybe you're a pragmatic human being who would rather stuff Mr Piggy than your closet. That's fine too.

Eventually, you shouldn't feel regret.Then you know you've made the right choice.

Truths About Life

Raising teenagers is like,
nailing Jello to a tree,
and that yesterday,
can be a better place to be.

Car sickness is the feeling you get,
when the car payment is due,
and families are like fudge,
mostly sweet with nuts - just a few !

The best way to keep kids at home,
is to let the air out of their tyres,
and you know you've got old when you forget,
your old flames and even their fires !

Middle age is when you choose your cereal,
for the fibre and not the gift,
and when your mind not only wanders,
it sometimes takes the express lift.

And today's mighty oak is just yesterday's,
nut that held its ground,
and happiness is easily lost,
and often harder found.

But there's a lot to be thankful for,
you've just got to open your eyes,

and wrinkles don't hurt so bad,
when laughing is your exercise.

Copyright Allen Jesson

Obviously i did not come up with this. But i like it.

Turbulence

Emotions are such a pain in the ass. I wish i could feel nothing.

You might be thinking that this blog is taking a turn to what i said it won't be but i'm not whining.
I'm expressing some thoughts through words.

So, emotions. Complicated things. I've never figured out mine till now. Off late, it seems to me, they're experiencing turbulence, like a really bad flight. You feel fine one moment, then theres a massive jolt and you're thrown off guard.

Well, one lesson from this would be : Don't hold a glass of water/or anything liquid during turbulence. It could be messy.

If life were a play, and we were all actors and God is the director, I'm thinking it's one bad play.
Or atleast,why couldnt i have been given a better character?
Maybe the Director felt that this would be a perfect role for me.
Am i doing a good job?
I do not want this play to flop because i did not play my character well.
But, its the Director's job to guide you right? But, i don't feel his presence.
Come on Director, guide me here. I want to get a Tony for my role and for the play.