Truths About Life

Raising teenagers is like,
nailing Jello to a tree,
and that yesterday,
can be a better place to be.

Car sickness is the feeling you get,
when the car payment is due,
and families are like fudge,
mostly sweet with nuts - just a few !

The best way to keep kids at home,
is to let the air out of their tyres,
and you know you've got old when you forget,
your old flames and even their fires !

Middle age is when you choose your cereal,
for the fibre and not the gift,
and when your mind not only wanders,
it sometimes takes the express lift.

And today's mighty oak is just yesterday's,
nut that held its ground,
and happiness is easily lost,
and often harder found.

But there's a lot to be thankful for,
you've just got to open your eyes,

and wrinkles don't hurt so bad,
when laughing is your exercise.

Copyright Allen Jesson

Obviously i did not come up with this. But i like it.